HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE "HOME ALONE 2" GAME THAT APPARENTLY EXISTS
I can't believe this exists
- •Wow this really exists.
- •This is how the game opensWith shitty computer renderings of these familiar faces. Also, humans don't talk like this.
- •Joe Pesci wants to murder you, and smile doing it.
- •Here we go
- •The first level is just you trying not to get hit by luggage.And your life is measured in pizza slices. Which is sadly true for me in real life.
- •Here's Kevin in the hotel kitchen, praying for a quick and painless deathI don't remember a deranged and murderous chef from the movie.
- •THE BLONDE CHICK WHOSE ASS KEVIN PINCHES MAKES AN APPEARANCE"You nerd!"
- •Ok great level 2
- •THE FUCKING PIGEON LADYBut this time, she's Kevin's enemy? That's right, Kevin, pull the trigger on the harmless homeless woman.
- •Ok good, level 3.We were in the park murdering homeless people for 7 and a half hours!?
- •You jump over floorboards for about an hour. And then:
- •Final Level!
- •Here's Kevin uses his "special move" which is just him sliding on his knees and killing rats
- •And now we're apparently climbing inside the tree at Rockefeller Center?What the fuck is happening.
- •And the pigeon lady's birds are carrying us to safety?Guess she's not too upset about that mixup in the park where we wanted to blow her brains out
- •Reunited with momAnd apparently doing some unsolicited advertising for New York.
- •What an insane, dumpster-fire of a game.