HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE "HOME ALONE 2" GAME THAT APPARENTLY EXISTS

I can't believe this exists
  1. Wow this really exists.
  2. This is how the game opens
    With shitty computer renderings of these familiar faces. Also, humans don't talk like this.
  3. Joe Pesci wants to murder you, and smile doing it.
  4. Here we go
  5. The first level is just you trying not to get hit by luggage.
    And your life is measured in pizza slices. Which is sadly true for me in real life.
  6. Here's Kevin in the hotel kitchen, praying for a quick and painless death
    I don't remember a deranged and murderous chef from the movie.
  7. THE BLONDE CHICK WHOSE ASS KEVIN PINCHES MAKES AN APPEARANCE
    "You nerd!"
  8. Ok great level 2
  9. THE FUCKING PIGEON LADY
    But this time, she's Kevin's enemy? That's right, Kevin, pull the trigger on the harmless homeless woman.
  10. Ok good, level 3.
    We were in the park murdering homeless people for 7 and a half hours!?
  11. You jump over floorboards for about an hour. And then:
  12. Final Level!
  13. Here's Kevin uses his "special move" which is just him sliding on his knees and killing rats
  14. And now we're apparently climbing inside the tree at Rockefeller Center?
    What the fuck is happening.
  15. And the pigeon lady's birds are carrying us to safety?
    Guess she's not too upset about that mixup in the park where we wanted to blow her brains out
  16. Reunited with mom
    And apparently doing some unsolicited advertising for New York.
  17. What an insane, dumpster-fire of a game.