I AM A COLLEGE-EDUCATED MAN
And yet I still don't know:
- •What it means for "the beat to drop"When it gets silent or when it gets really loud? Don't both of those things happen a lot in a song?
- •What the Matrix was
- •How health insurance worksAnd where do you go to get it? Target? Walmart? Sam Goody?
- •The cardinal directions of the city I grew up inGo east!? Can't you just tell me left, right, or straight?
- •The U.S. states and their capitals
- •what is a "tax" and how do I fill out those forms?"single" or "married"? How about "none of your business" uncle sam you nosy piece of shit.
- •How to "put on" for my city
- •Where girls pee out ofI think I know, but I'm not sure. It's like a trap door or something?
- •All the words to the National Anthem
- •The school system is broken.