I HAVE A REALLY DUMB & BORING STORY I WANT TO TELL SOMEONE BUT THERE IS NO ONE IN MY LIFE TO LISTEN

I don't have a girlfriend, my wife won't speak to me, my parents haven't loved me since the divorce, my roommates both aren't home, and all my friends aren't answering their phones because I don't have any friends so they don't have phones
  1. Yesterday I was supposed to study for the bar exam but decided to go to a trivia night instead because I was exhausted from work
  2. At trivia, one of the categories was "bar exam" and it was all legal questions
  3. Can you even believe that