I'LL HAVE THE ""STEVE""

Inspired by @Nicholas and this great community.
  1. Any dairy two weeks past expiration.
  2. Lunch meat, open-faced on a bread heel.
    The animal that produced the meat must have been neutered or spayed.
  3. Two bowls of cereal. One for "daytime" meal, one for "nighttime" meal.
  4. Cold, black, Folger's "Breakfast Blend" coffee that was left in a thermos overnight.