My third round submission for @aus10's march madness tournament.
  1. During the break up with my first real girlfriend, we hugged one last time and I made a funny face behind her back to no one in particular. I don't know why.
  2. I thought it was pronounced "bagina" for like six months in seventh grade
  3. I was the one who screenshotted the tweets that got the SBA President at my law school punished. The story was picked up by several major media outlets.
    I did not send them to the administration though for what that's worth.
  4. I felt nothing when Rachel got off the plane
  5. I'm an ass-man, so the Discovery Channel show "Naked and Afraid" is like softcore porn for me
  6. Nickelback is pretty fucking good and "Rockstar" is one of my favorite songs
  7. When the guy my first girlfriend cheated on me with died of a drug overdose, I was relieved, even a little happy.
  8. I thought "Don't Stop Believin'" was by Meatloaf until about three days ago
  9. Jared Leto was legitimately cute as hell as a trans woman in "Dallas Buyer's Club"
  10. The best feeling in the world is driving drunk with the windows down and good music blasting out of the speakers
    don't do this anymore, but damn.
  11. "The Girl Next Door" (2004) is the best movie of all time
    Yes, better than The Godfather and Citizen Kane and The Shawshank Redemption and everything else
  12. Season 2 of "The Wire" is the best season.
  13. I killed my uncle and threw his body in the lake
  14. ok that last one's not true.