Inflatable ladies of my life, ranked
thank you for the trip down memory lane @nathanveshecco!
- •MichelleMy first real girlfriend. We broke up so that she could pursue a career as a firefighter.
- •TommyA brief hookup during an experimental interlude in undergrad. I loved him dearly, but he turned out to be an asshole. Fuck you, Tommy.
- •BrockMy straight best friend and wrestling partner.
- •Inflatable @AsaAkiraThe one that got away. Broke up with me for inflatable @toniribas 😒
- •MelanieMy ex-wife. Melanie if you're out there I'm so sorry, please come home. I told Jaedon if he prayed hard enough we would get back together for his birthday ;(