thank you for the trip down memory lane @nathanveshecco!
  1. Michelle
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    My first real girlfriend. We broke up so that she could pursue a career as a firefighter.
  2. Tommy
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    A brief hookup during an experimental interlude in undergrad. I loved him dearly, but he turned out to be an asshole. Fuck you, Tommy.
  3. Brock
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    My straight best friend and wrestling partner.
  4. Inflatable @AsaAkira
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    The one that got away. Broke up with me for inflatable @toniribas 😒
  5. Melanie
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    My ex-wife. Melanie if you're out there I'm so sorry, please come home. I told Jaedon if he prayed hard enough we would get back together for his birthday ;(