🏀 🏀 KINKY ROLEPLAY I'M REALLY INTO DURING THIS QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS 🏀 🏀

My final submission for @aus10's March (April?) Madness tournament.
  1. "Nurse/Patient"
    You're trying to make me feel aaaallll better. I'm just trying to get a last physical in before I'm kicked off my parent's insurance plan.
  2. "Pizza Delivery Guy"
    I am working as a pizza man because I can't get a job in my field of study. You don't have any money and try to pay me in sex but I need the money really bad to pay off my student loans so I threaten to call my supervisor if you don't pay up.
  3. "Rendezvous with a Stranger"
    We pretend we're perfect strangers in a crowded bar who lock eyes across the room. It's a tapas bar with a really good wine list. It's also trivia night so keep it down I can't hear the question!
  4. "Mr. Robinson"
    I see you out and pray to our lord and savior that you're at least 20, but it turns out you're 18. You think I'm interesting because I'm older and I convince myself that you're exciting because you're young. We're both wrong.
  5. "Boss/Secretary"
    You're a part-time secretary who's been a bad girl ;) I'm applying for a job, but your boss won't hire me because I don't have at least 2 years experience and a science background.
  6. "Peeping Tom"
    I watch from a hidden spot while you pleasure yourself before I join in. Take all the time you need, I have nothing better to do because all my friends are either married or have kids so I really don't see them that much anymore.
  7. "Teacher/Student"
    I'm both the teacher and the student because I'm in grad school and TA for a business class every Friday. You're celebrating your high school graduation in the next town over and aren't dead inside yet.
  8. "Sexy Home Invasion"
    I break into your home while you're sleeping, but instead of taking advantage of you I decide to secretly live there because holy shit I really don't want to have to move back home with my parents.
  9. "Newlyweds"
    It's our first night as a married couple and we can't wait to go crazy on each other (we got married because we already moved in together and now that we're both a little older the pressures on to start a family. Besides, it's easier than finding a new apartment I guess.)
  10. "First Time"
    No seriously I'm a 26 year old virgin that's enough foreplay just get to the point. I've been waiting a long time for this.
  11. "Sex in Public"
    We have sex in a graveyard. You close my coffin when we're done and bury the grave.