@Lisa_Fav is here in the great city of Chicago for a few days. I was able to meet her yesterday. Here are 5 things I gathered.
  1. When I first saw her I went up and said "bonjour" and she transitioned seamlessly from an English hello to a French one
  2. She was happy to meet me, but not as happy as she would have been meeting my mom instead
  3. The only French word you need to know is "Putain," apparently
    translation: "fuck"
  4. She was the only one at the table who did NOT make fun of me for ordering two very fruity cocktails
    Honestly the more fruit and umbrellas the better
  5. This is the only picture I got of her from last night