MY PERSONAL BRAND, IN SOUNDS
- •The sound of your computer trying to cool down after an aggressive porn runtabs on tabs on tabs
- •The sound of a bro answering the phone in 1999 with "WHAZZZZZUP" and getting: "dude, Mikey's dead. You need to come home."
- •The sound of a cemetery as your grandpa rolls over in his grave
- •The sound of you practicing kissing on the back of your hand
- •The sound of you lying to your mom about why you have a hickey on the back of your hand
- •The sound of you shifting weight on a couch when you're watching a movie with your parents and boobs show up
- •The sound of that woman being killed in the background of the 1975 hit, "Love Rollercoaster"