ONLY TIMES MY WIFE WILL SCREW ME

I love my wife!
  1. when sam hunt is playing in the background
  2. With the lights off!
  3. On vacation if we can wake up before the kids do
  4. date night
  5. Major holidays
  6. when we're trying to give Tommy a little brother or sister
  7. After too much wine
  8. After I apologize
  9. Sometimes on sundays
  10. When the kids are at a sleepover
  11. When I do something manly like fix the sink or watch a ball game
  12. My birthday!
    Special screw!