ONLY TIMES MY WIFE WILL SCREW ME
I love my wife!
- •when sam hunt is playing in the background
- •With the lights off!
- •On vacation if we can wake up before the kids do
- •date night
- •Major holidays
- •when we're trying to give Tommy a little brother or sister
- •After too much wine
- •After I apologize
- •Sometimes on sundays
- •When the kids are at a sleepover
- •When I do something manly like fix the sink or watch a ball game
- •My birthday!Special screw!