PAINFULLY SINCERE POSTS FROM MY OLD BLOG ACCOMPANIED BY PICTURES OF CHARCUTERIE TO EASE THE PAIN

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  1. ~90% of your life is an exercise in letting go~
    girl troubles, man?
  2. ~We are built to fall, but made to last~
    this means nothing
  3. ~We live in moments, not spaces~
    that's not how it works
  4. ~Go to movies, art museums, and jazz bars by yourself. Think~
    oh wow what an interesting and complicated loner you are. What're your thoughts on Catcher in the Rye? Also, the piano bar on a Tuesday night is not a jazz bar.
  5. ~Tiny victories make you realize that you need bigger dreams~
    stop being an asshole, Steve. Learning Wonderwall on the guitar isn't a tiny "victory"
  6. ~Happiness is needing a minute to remember why you were even sad in the first place~
    aaaaww someone finally got a girl to touch his weewee
  7. ~In your limited lifetime, you burn minutes with the people who light your fire~
    get it? like a fire metaphor? someone come lock me in an oven :)
  8. ~Bad endings make room for better beginnings~
    oh no more girl problems this is so deep
  9. ~Inspired by the inevitability of happiness~
    lol
  10. ~Don't lose the big picture because of what's playing on the small screen~
    or turn off the movie and go outside
  11. ~2014 will be my magnum opus~
    it wasn't