Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. Your girl's locked diary
    the entry where she discusses guys who have made her feel uncomfortable just by staring at her
  2. Hollister
    every Hollister
  3. The part of my dad's brain that wishes he had a "real" son
  4. Room 237
  5. Death row
  6. The Victoria's Secret display windows in 2006
    sometimes went to the mall just to pass by the store
  7. Freud's nightmares
  8. The box Schrödinger's cat died in
    or is alive in?
  9. not any companies or firms I've applied to for jobs