RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS

i just love to be kind I guess lol 😍
  1. Not trying to strike up a conversation with you, a perfect stranger, on the street
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  2. Not reading your text messages on public transportation even though I'm close enough to reach out and choose an emoji for you
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  3. Liking your social media content regardless of the fact that I haven't seen you since high school and the last time we talked you told Joe I hated him which was a complete lie and you know it, Mike
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  4. Making myself an easy target in a mixed group of friends so that you may all roast the living hell out of me and bond over my misfortune
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  5. Telling you if I am interested in you instead of making you guess
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  6. Letting most of you live your entire lives without having to see my disgusting, naked body
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  7. Pretending you don't exist in an uber pool
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  8. Not eating smelly foods on road trips or any other cramped, enclosed spaces
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  9. Taking charge and choosing a restaurant or bar to go to so that you can be all like "I don't care where we go!!! Anywhere is fine with me!!"
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  10. Ruining my pace during a run so that you don't have to run alongside a creepy, slender man for 3 continuous miles
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  11. Waking up 5 minutes before you do to brush my teeth and avoid horrible morning breath
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  12. Keeping a smile when you try to explain an episode of Family Guy to me
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  13. Dancing and screaming my head off at a concert so that you're not the most embarrassing person there
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  14. Sacrificing myself and leaving you all the good flavors in any mixed bag of candy
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  15. Leaving you alone, in general
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  16. Not texting you "what are you doing this weekend?" without any other information so that if you need to make up an excuse not to hang out with me it'll be very easy
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