SEXUAL KINKS THAT ARE TRULY AND HONESTLY OK BECAUSE ALL SEX IS ALWAYS GROSS AS HELL

I came here to do two things: write good lists and ruin my life. And we all know that first one's never going to happen. omg is this about him
  1. Calling your partner "daddy"
    not as gross as the fact that humans stuff their genitals inside of each other. Also, who cares?
  2. Butt stuff
    Couldn't be less of an issue. And is especially less of an issue than putting your tongue in someone else's mouth. It's like prom for leftover food particles. Also, who cares?
  3. Rough sex
    Did you know we use the bathroom down there? Also, who cares?
  4. this
    is not weirder than two humans rubbing their denim together on a couch. Also, who cares?
  5. Regular ass "boring" sex
    Not as strange as humans using sex for basically every other reason besides what it's actually biologically meant for. Also, who cares?
  6. Group sex
    How much dead skin do you think you've gotten in your mouth from kissing down someone's stomach. Also, who cares?
  7. Justice for just doing whatever the hell you want I guess. Or not doing anything at all hey it's the 90s.
  8. "Making love"
    ok actually let's all agree not to do this one there's a god damn line