1. Sam Malone, "Cheers"
    It was super NORM!al for Sam to have unprotected sex
  2. Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli, "Happy Days"
    "Aaaaaayds"
  3. Joey Tribbiani, "Friends"
    How you dyin'? Slowly and painfully due to a million sexually transmitted diseases.
  4. Blanche, "Golden Girls"
    Makes Wilt Chamberlain look like a virgin.