SOME INSTAGRAMS AND THE EMBARRASSINGLY COMPLICATED THINGS I DID TO GET THEM

what a time to be alive
  1. Took 6 months to casually accumulate a variety of cool mini bottles. At least 45 minutes to individually photograph them, collage them perfectly, and finally post.
  2. Had to completely halt a run I was on to take the photo. Spent at least an hour assembling the words in gradually increasing size on the picture.
  3. Thought about the "perfect caption" for five hours on my drive to Chicago
    winning caption: "Parent Trap Queens."
  4. Spent an entire afternoon figuring out how to create, personalize, and lift this album art and put it over a pic I took while in Chicago.
  5. Spent a whole weekend taking pictures with a Polaroid camera. Took pictures of the pictures, collaged together, and added font over.
  6. Cleaned off an entire kitchen table, then stood on a chair to get the "perfect angle."
    The table was like hoarders-level filthy.
  7. Bought not inexpensive colored contacts and matching black turtle necks, shot with digital camera, and edited with Mac software.
  8. Trained 6 months for a half marathon. Getting this picture afterwards was at least 90% why I ran it in the first place.
    I'm what the French call "a piece of shit"