THE REAL STORY BEHIND MY PROFILE PIC

Sorry for the lame joke list @erikaaa. You deserve better than that and we both know it.
  1. As well as being an outstanding ice cream scooper, @chriscady is also a very talented photographer.
  2. Several years ago, I needed a good picture for my LinkedIn profile so I asked him to take some glamor shots for me
    Can't believe I actually care about LinkedIn
  3. Look at how good he is at taking pictures
  4. Here is my LinkedIn photo
  5. Our mother owns and operates an adult bookstore so we have access to all sorts of crazy shit.
  6. We both thought it would be funny to take photos with a sex doll while we had all the equipment out
  7. He took a funny Christmas photo, seen here: CHRISTMAS PHOTO: 2013-2015
  8. And I took one in my professional clothes
  9. And even though I don't particularly like the way I look in that photo (I've grown into my ugly mug since, I swear) I still keep it for many of my social media accounts because it makes me laugh
  10. You'll notice I added a filter to try and drown out the ugly
  11. It did not work