THINGS COLLEGE KIDS LOVE
- •Referring to their parents by their first names
- •Referring to their apartments by just the number"1319 knows how to party"
- •Bragging about how they're incapable of being adults"Can't adult today."
- •Not wearing weather appropriate clothesI'm looking at you, girl wearing a short sleeve shirt to the bar when it's -10.
- •Complaining about how all of their friends are either having babies or getting married.See "Adulting" above.
- •Pretending drunk them is an entirely different person than sober them.
- •Having their music and t.v's up super loud all the time.