1. The album version of "Semi-Charmed Life," (complete with the radio-omitted third verse) anytime I hear it.
    Slide up 'round the belly, face down on the mattress bitches.
  2. The prison sentence I will serve in the future for attempting to assassinate President Donald Trump.
  3. This quarter-life crisis, hopefully sooner rather than later.
  4. lol books and tv shows and of course my plate lol