THINGS I'M EMBARRASSED MY DEAD GRANDPA CAN SEE ME DOING FROM HEAVEN
Inspired by @___benjam___ and his superior list: THINGS I'M EMBARRASSED MY DEAD GRANDPA CAN SEE ME DOING FROM HEAVEN
- •Look at my naked ass in the mirror to see if it's attractive
- •Not cheat on significant others"Friday's for the wives, Saturday's for the girlfriends!!"
- •Use condoms
- •Lose whole afternoons to online shopping
- •Trim my pubic hair"I didn't know I had another granddaughter!!"
- •Turn off all the lights before I go to sleep and then run to my bed so ghosts/demons don't get me
- •my online presenceHonestly though this one's pretty valid.
- •Karaoke Alanis Morisette's "You Oughta Know" without the help of the lyrics screenAnd get very emotional doing so
- •Be the little spoon
- •Get ghosted by most women
- •Pay $30.00 for a haircut*rolls over in grave*
- •Have my mom schedule and pay for said haircuts*backflips in grave*