THINGS I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO NOW BECAUSE OF SNAPCHAT, I GUESS

because my pre-existing kinks weren't gross enough
  1. Dogs
  2. Cats
  3. Bunnies
  4. Pandas
  5. Toast
  6. Tomatoes
  7. Bob Marley
  8. Old Women
  9. Dead Presidents
  10. Goth Girls (not new)
  11. Aliens
    definitely now new I am a human man I like human women
  12. Girls With My Face Superimposed On Top Of Their Own