THINGS MY DRUNK MOM HAS SAID DURING A GAME OF JENGA TONIGHT

Tonight my mom has had two bottles of wine. We are playing Jenga.
  1. "If you can't party with the big dogs you need to stay on the porch"
  2. "It's all about the bitttcchees"
    After hearing the Kanye West song "Bound 2"
  3. "Oh fuck off"
    In response to "Mom, it's your turn"
  4. "I loooove to win. Winning is the best."
    During her very first turn of the game.
  5. "The more you drink the less careful you become. And I've had enough where i think I've lost all sensitivity"
    A least she's self aware
  6. "Whatever blows your hair back. I could give a fucking shit less"
    She lost. Obviously.