THINGS MY DRUNK MOM HAS SAID DURING A GAME OF JENGA TONIGHT
Tonight my mom has had two bottles of wine. We are playing Jenga.
- •"If you can't party with the big dogs you need to stay on the porch"
- •"It's all about the bitttcchees"After hearing the Kanye West song "Bound 2"
- •"Oh fuck off"In response to "Mom, it's your turn"
- •"I loooove to win. Winning is the best."During her very first turn of the game.
- •"The more you drink the less careful you become. And I've had enough where i think I've lost all sensitivity"A least she's self aware
- •"Whatever blows your hair back. I could give a fucking shit less"She lost. Obviously.