TIMES I THOUGHT I WAS ON A DATE WHEN I REALLY WASN'T
- •When a Verizon Wireless live chat rep. sent me a ": )" mid conversationYou are my bride now
- •When my friend invited me over for a steak dinner and then opened a bottle of wineIt was Rosé, the green m&m's of wine.
- •When a J. Crew customer service phone rep. joked with me about how my last name is the same as the main character's name in Mean Girls"Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir?" "lol just love me unconditionally forever I guess"
- •When a friend invited me to a movie and then paid for my ticketWe saw "12 Years a Slave" though so the mood was killed pretty fast
- •For a split second when I was black-out drunk dancing alone at a bar and a girl came up to me and grabbed my handShe told me "you're being really creepy, you need to leave" and then dragged me out of the bar 🌞