TOP FIVE REASONS WHY I'M NOT HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW

Y I'm not having sex rite now i guess
  1. 1.
    Sex? What's that?
  2. 2.
    Can't find the bagina
  3. 3.
    Pants r 2 tight
  4. 4.
    wait I just made love. . . kidding
  5. 5.
    I will die alone