Thank you for the trip down memory lane @TQ. I know this is more than ten, sorry I just felt I needed to explain some of this insane stuff haha
  1. I used to actively tweet from another account on Twitter called @kingofthebabes
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  2. It was a dumb hobby and not even close to popular or anything but it was a character I thought up that for some reason made me laugh to tweet from.
    The character is basically a 12 year old misogynist who is very unintelligent.
  3. His only interests are "cool cars," and "babes," and "making kiss" (which I'm sure he doesn't even know what that is)
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    Yes, this is where the term "'make kiss" originated
  4. he cannot spell and is an absolutely ignorant person—like most 12 year olds.
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  5. He is really cruel to his friends
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    notice that he does not cuss though
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  11. Sometimes he sincerely tries to say something intelligent or thoughtful and it never works out
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    notice he believes he's twitter famous as well
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  15. One time he got in a car crash in his whip and thought he was dying
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  18. The account has a very surreal tone. Like who the hell is this kid?
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  20. idk I have nothing better to do with my time