WATCH ME GENUINELY TRY TO REMEMBER THE U.S. STATES AND THEIR CAPITALS

In 4th grade, I was the only person who didn't pass their "states and capitals" test. Come see how dumb I am.
  1. California
    San Diego?
  2. New York
    Albany
  3. Tennessee
    Memphis?
  4. Idaho
    Des Moines?
  5. Texas
    Wow I seriously have no idea. Lonestar?
  6. Missouri
    Jefferson City (I'm from Missouri)
  7. Pennsylvania
    Transylvania??
  8. Florida
    Orlando?
  9. New Mexico
    Albuquerque?
  10. Montana
    Des Moines?
  11. Mississippi
    Tuscaloosa??
  12. Oh my god I am a fucking moron.
  13. I've never felt more insecure about myself than right at this moment.