WHAT EVERY PERSON IN THIS INSANE PICTURE IS THINKING

Inspired by @franksars and his truly hilarious list: WHAT EVERY PERSON IN THIS INSANE PICTURE IS THINKING
  1. Look at this shit.
  2. "I paid $9.00 for this Budweiser. That white child can die before I spill any of it."
  3. "Hey when did the beer guy come around? Not fair!"
  4. "Woah is this really happening or is the molly kicking in? Also, when does Jimmy Buffett come on?"
  5. "That's it, Gary. Let the urine run down your leg."
  6. "Omg, is that guy wetting his pants?"
  7. "Thank you brother Jesus for making me click on that "how to dab" video when I was snooping on my daughter's laptop earlier."
  8. "Say hi to the devil for me, kid."
  9. "NO GOD PLEASE DON'T LET ANOTHER CHILD DIE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME."
  10. "lmao fuck I am drunk."
  11. "NOOO NOT TODAY!! I still need to send Jeremy a cute snapchat!! Take the dirty child!"
  12. "ok no one's looking, time to google image search some epic boobs wait no—"
  13. " I got you, brother. Google them boobies."