WHO HAS THE AUDACITY TO HAUNT MY APARTMENT?
- •Here's the fireplace in my living room. Wait, what's that's on the left side?
- •Oh cool just two bloody handprints.
- •~everything looks better with a filter~
- •and here's when I woke up with a sore arm and saw this shitwtf ghost??
- •who the hell is throwing a little casper tantrum in my apartment? Could it be:
- •the ghost of the old man I saw die in a casino after he won big at the craps table and had a heart attackmy drunk friend literally said "holy shit that dude is fucking passing away" as it happened.
- •the Holy Ghostprobably mad I only go to mass on Christmas
- •A̶n̶ ̶e̶r̶o̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶g̶h̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶e̶
- •the ghost of my uncle matt who just got out of jail for selling meth and then told my cousins that "I did a really bad thing and need to leave town for a bit."he's probably at the bottom of a lake right now tbh lmao
- •the ghost of all those dead Sims I undressed with a cheat code and then lit on fire.
- •the ghost of the bartender who tried to roofie my friend, but was thwarted when I accidentally intercepted her drink and then got roofied myself.he's probably not dead yet but also fingers crossed that he is.
- •The ghost of any girl who has seen me naked from the waist down with a t-shirt and socks still on.I'm assuming they're all dead now