WHO HAS THE AUDACITY TO HAUNT MY APARTMENT?

so annoying
  1. Here's the fireplace in my living room. Wait, what's that's on the left side?
  2. Oh cool just two bloody handprints.
  3. ~everything looks better with a filter~
  4. and here's when I woke up with a sore arm and saw this shit
    wtf ghost??
  5. who the hell is throwing a little casper tantrum in my apartment? Could it be:
  6. the ghost of the old man I saw die in a casino after he won big at the craps table and had a heart attack
    my drunk friend literally said "holy shit that dude is fucking passing away" as it happened.
  7. the Holy Ghost
    probably mad I only go to mass on Christmas
  8. A̶n̶ ̶e̶r̶o̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶g̶h̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶e̶
  9. the ghost of my uncle matt who just got out of jail for selling meth and then told my cousins that "I did a really bad thing and need to leave town for a bit."
    he's probably at the bottom of a lake right now tbh lmao
  10. the ghost of all those dead Sims I undressed with a cheat code and then lit on fire.
  11. the ghost of the bartender who tried to roofie my friend, but was thwarted when I accidentally intercepted her drink and then got roofied myself.
    he's probably not dead yet but also fingers crossed that he is.
  12. The ghost of any girl who has seen me naked from the waist down with a t-shirt and socks still on.
    I'm assuming they're all dead now