XXX REMAKES I WANNA SEE

  1. Are You Afraid of the Dark: A XXX Parody
    The 90s kids show, but with sexy ghost stories and boning by that campfire.
  2. That urban legend about "In the Air Tonight" originating from Phil Collins watching a stranger refuse to save a drowning person
    Sexy Baywatch kinda thing.
  3. Any Republican debate from the past 6 months
    The Lemon Party we deserve
  4. The Big Bang: A XXX Parody
    Super obvious given the theory name. The universe expands over and over from things that it would never expand from in real life 😒
  5. My adolescence
    I go back in time in real life and am more successful with girls.
  6. List App: A XXX Parody
    all of you are just super beautiful ppl idk
  7. Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives: A XXX Parody
    Guy Fieri has unsimulated sex with the food he's tasting and then disappears from the universe forever in real life. THIS IS MONEY BABY
  8. Any Lars Van Trier film
    Nothing changes.