Things Boston Weather Is

  1. Jamie foxx's underrated song "unpredictable"
  2. Foul brood of Satan himself
  3. Lethargy and misanthropy inducing
  4. Vomit on the pavement. Covered by fresh snow
  5. Your face after listening to the Carl Lewis national anthem
  6. Anti American
  7. The origin of the phrase "FML"
  8. Xtoxoyzgvzhxhllh😐😔😞😧😭😭😭😭😭😭😭