THINGS I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
- •Why McDonalds breakfast ends at 11.Do you know how many times I've been on a trip and wanted a breakfast burrito at 11:25?
- •How no matter how much money I make, I still feel poor.Really NYC? Just let me get ahead for once.
- •How weather forecasting has not improved in my lifetime.You really had NO IDEA that it was going to rain today?
- •Why men can't lift toilet seats in public restrooms.Seriously, you can't even lift that lid with your foot?
- •How even women manage to pee all over toilet seats.
- •Why people don't automatically say thank you when I hold the door.This isn't my effing job. You're welcome, asshole.
- •Speaking of doors... Is it polite to let someone go first even through a revolving door?Every time I do, I feel like I'm making her do all the work pushing while i just stand there like a jerk.