CURRENT CONTENTS OF MY CHANEL BAG

  1. Matchbook from the Saint Cecilia Hotel
  2. 1 DayQuil
  3. Rescue inhaler
  4. 2 used handkerchiefs
  5. Claire's frequent shopper card
  6. Loose pair of faux diamond earrings, probably from Claires
  7. Ricola cough drops
  8. 2 tampons
  9. Crumpled receipt from the Home Depot for spring clamps and painters tape
  10. 3 perfume testers, the kind you get for free from Sephora
  11. 3 polaroids
  12. 1 photo booth strip
  13. $14
  14. My high school drivers license
  15. An expired season pass to a renaissance festival
  16. 5 concert ticket stubs
  17. Reward cards for the grocery store, drug store and the Saks off 5th outlet store
  18. Passport
  19. About 20 business cards for people I regularly correspond with and 10 more for people I know I will never correspond with. Why do we still have business cards?
  20. About 50 of my own business card
  21. Planned Parenthood patient ID card
  22. 4 Bobby pins and 1 ponytail holder
  23. Pepper spray
  24. Reminder to pick up prints from Wolf Camera