THINGS ABOUT 'MURICA THAT DRIVE ME BANANAS

  1. White socks are tolerated
  2. Square toe shoes
  3. Wearing white sneakers with grey Anne Taylor suit to walk to work
  4. Saying "that's amazing" to acknowledge that someone said something whatever that is and regardless of how un-amazing that might actually be
  5. No chic people on planes
  6. Too many ice cubes in drinks on planes (and in bars and everywhere). Ice cubes are meant to be distributed sparingly and with Tiffany tongs
  7. Salad tossing with latex glove covered hands (again where are the Tiffany utensils to fatigue the salad??)
  8. When people refer to their Louboutins as "Louis Batons"
  9. Louboutins