JOKES IN PROGRESS

  1. Historians are going to get super specific in the future.
  2. Why would Arnold Palmer do pharmaceutical commercials? What does he need the money for? He's 100.
  3. 90's movies that provide comic relief by someone getting hit randomly by a bus... Wtf?
  4. People who say awesome sauce in public
  5. I hear a lot of comedians speaking out against the crowds on college campuses. No shit. These guys are hella old. Im sure they would kill at devry
  6. Something about being confused on who Jesus' real dad is. He does have two sets of chromosomes?
  7. Something about being a contestant on kids say the darnedest things