As an exhausted mother and teacher, I'm prone to misusing the English language from time to time.
  1. Unlevel (Uneven)
    Unlevel is a word but what I meant to say was uneven.
  2. Blabbled (Babbled)
    When you blab and babble simultaneously
  3. Obscles (Obstacles)
    You know...when you have an obstacle but remove some of the difficulties.
  4. Post-Aploptyl... (Post-apocalyptic)
    I let that one trail off after saying it wrong exactly the same way three times