What I'm thinking as the guy in heavy traffic in front of me smokes weed at 7:30 am

  1. That can't be safe
  2. Bacon or sausage with that weed? probably bacon
  3. Getting a little queasy from the smell
  4. He must not be worried about getting pulled over
  5. So sick to my stomach
  6. I wish there were a traffic light where I could stop so he could pull away from me
  7. Going to throw up
  8. Mmmm... Waffle House