THINGS I THOUGHT UPON JOINING THE LIST

  1. I'm only doing this for my sister. @justjills
  2. I'll probably only use this when I'm pooping.
  3. Why didn't I join in time to do the secret Santa???
  4. I only know two people on here what's the point.
  5. Oooh wait all these strangers want to be my friend.
  6. I'm not sure if I like all this pressure to be funny.
  7. I'm not the funny one in the family.
  8. Get it Mandy! You're getting some likes.
  9. I think the highest honor is when someone relists.
  10. I feel like all my time on buzzfeed was preparing me for this very moment.