THINGS SAID TO ME TODAY

  1. " You're the one who deserves the extra Oreo. You made us all so smart."- little girl
  2. " I think you're going to turn into a green fish." A boy after seeing green food coloring on my hands.
  3. " I think we are going to have to take a class bathroom trip after eating those eggs," said a girl after seeing green eggs and ham.
  4. "Do you have a baby in there?" - a kindergartner pointing to my stomach. I replied, "no,just a burrito."
  5. " You're having a burrito? I thought you'd get a girl." Same kindergartener
  6. "Mr. Davis says he likes you just as a friend. I'm sorry." Same kindergartener. After thinking I was knocked up with a burrito asked the sub if he'd be my baby daddy.