Things that can make people think you are pregnant when you are 31 years old

  1. 1.
    Buying a house.
  2. 2.
    Not wanting to go skydiving.
  3. 3.
    Having an aversion to mosquitoes.
  4. 4.
    Sleeping more.
  5. 5.
    Sleeping less.
  6. 6.
    Not wanting to drink at noon on a Tuesday.
  7. 7.
    Having news. Any news at all.
  8. 8.
    Wanting to actually talk to a family member on the phone, rather than text them.
  9. 9.
    Not wanting to eat an oyster.
  10. 10.
    Existing.