Awesome things my kids have said today...

  1. "I died because I was run over by a commuter train" *fake crying*
  2. *screaming* "Help, mama, my boat got wet!"
  3. "Mama, you're a catch!"
  4. "Ha ha ha, You'll never catch me, Quickity Quack!"
  5. "Oh! My silly silly Dunks!
  6. "I can't stop, I can't stop! Oh no everything has been destroyed except for this bush. We saved the bush!"
  7. "I'm the only one making a mess over here. Go find somewhere else to make a mess!"
  8. *whips block at my head* Great catch, Mama!"