My stages of grief after Bernie Sanders lost California...

  1. Have panic attack
  2. Smoke lots of weed and take a xanax
  3. Oversleep the next morning
  4. Cry
  5. Listen to super sad music
  6. Cry again
  7. Listen to angry anti govt music
  8. Decide to become president myself
    Even plan for my inevitable assassination
  9. Plant veggie plants in the garden
    Because life goes on... I suppose
  10. Make a list of my journey to recovery
    So it can help others