KEY ITEMS FOR LIFE EFFICIENCY

Accepting suggestions for efficiency
  1. Birkenstocks
    Slip into superior German engineering. Never sit down to tie a shoe again.
  2. Maids
    They're like the mother you've always dreamed of.
  3. Uber
    If it isn't drenched in Axe body spray you are in good hands.
  4. Pizza
    Duh
  5. HBO go
    Sit, walk, drive, fly and watch.
  6. Self driving cars... Make it happen Elon.
  7. Instacart
    They will do your bidding
  8. Amazon
    Has everything and competitive pricing.
  9. Interns
    Will do your other bidding
  10. Car washes
    Give you the appearance of having it all together
  11. Hats
    When you can't wear your hair. Wear a hat