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I had to leave FB in November
- •Everything prayer related
- •Those speedy videos of a recipe being prepped. Especially the ones involving Krab meat, crushed Oreos and canned pizza sauce.
- •The lack of visually appealing graphic design
If I have my way
- •People will stop "reaching out" to me and just call me. Like they used to. Before everyone was reaching out.An office supply salesman reached out to me last week
- •Famous people will stop whoring themselves out for credit card companies.Samuel Jackson? JFC.
- •When I call Walgreens they will shut the fuck up about calling 911
- •When I ask for a tiny bit of whipped cream on my latte the barista won't act like I asked for Smucker's marshmallow topping.
A chihuahua mix rescue makes you a better person
- •The chihuahua I speak of
- •Do you want to get married?
- •You know most chihuahuas live 20 years, right?