Things I've said to my dog
A chihuahua mix rescue makes you a better person
- •The chihuahua I speak of
- •Do you want to get married?
- •You know most chihuahuas live 20 years, right?
- •Do you like me better than the doggy daddy? Do you? Do you?
- •Parmesan or a dollop of goat cheese?
- •I've reworked You Are So Beautiful just for herand she acts like a tween when I sing it to her
- •Don't listen to that dog. He's a common redneck.Birdcage reference. Which she totally gets.
- •Don't listen to the crabby airline attendant that just reminded us you have to stay zipped in. And hush sweet girl, don't say "fuck you I know the rules"
- •The cool airline attendant just squealed when he saw you. Bring on the charm Ginny! Work it.