Things I've said to my dog

A chihuahua mix rescue makes you a better person
  1. The chihuahua I speak of
  2. Do you want to get married?
  3. You know most chihuahuas live 20 years, right?
  4. Do you like me better than the doggy daddy? Do you? Do you?
  5. Parmesan or a dollop of goat cheese?
  6. I've reworked You Are So Beautiful just for her
    and she acts like a tween when I sing it to her
  7. Don't listen to that dog. He's a common redneck.
    Birdcage reference. Which she totally gets.
  8. Don't listen to the crabby airline attendant that just reminded us you have to stay zipped in. And hush sweet girl, don't say "fuck you I know the rules"
  9. The cool airline attendant just squealed when he saw you. Bring on the charm Ginny! Work it.