Things That Will Improve The World, According to Me
If I have my way
- •People will stop "reaching out" to me and just call me. Like they used to. Before everyone was reaching out.An office supply salesman reached out to me last week
- •Famous people will stop whoring themselves out for credit card companies.Samuel Jackson? JFC.
- •When I call Walgreens they will shut the fuck up about calling 911
- •When I ask for a tiny bit of whipped cream on my latte the barista won't act like I asked for Smucker's marshmallow topping.