Comedians on My Side in a Bar Fight

I'm not one for fighting. Not my cup of tea. But if I was in a bar room brawl and I had a group of comedians with me (don't ask how this happened) who would I want on my side to clean house?
  1. Nick Offerman
  2. Will Ferrell
  3. Steve Harvey
  4. Ben Stiller
  5. Jason Sudekis