Reasons I shouldn't be forty, though I remain so
I turned 40 this year. I don't feel 40.
- •I watch cartoons. I don't have kids.
- •I go to work high on weed every day.
- •My sense of humor stopped growing at age 13. "Your Mom" jokes FTW.
- •I'm obsessed with Harry Potter.
- •I still don't fully understand nor appreciate subtlety.
- •I will never have normal colored hair.
- •I'm just as excited about the new JT track as you.
- •Other forty-year olds look and act old to me.
- •My regular uniform is a tank top and jeans.
- •Jewelry does not fascinate me.
- •I have not yet perfected my old lady snippity face.
- •I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.