Reasons I shouldn't be forty, though I remain so

I turned 40 this year. I don't feel 40.
  1. I watch cartoons. I don't have kids.
  2. I go to work high on weed every day.
  3. My sense of humor stopped growing at age 13. "Your Mom" jokes FTW.
  4. I'm obsessed with Harry Potter.
  5. I still don't fully understand nor appreciate subtlety.
  6. I will never have normal colored hair.
  7. I'm just as excited about the new JT track as you.
  8. Other forty-year olds look and act old to me.
  9. My regular uniform is a tank top and jeans.
  10. Jewelry does not fascinate me.
  11. I have not yet perfected my old lady snippity face.
  12. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.