THINGS OVERHEARD IN FLORIDA

  1. "Im gonna move to the Ba-haymas (Bahamas) and open a restaurant serving only steak and wangs(wings)"
  2. "If you're not from Missoura, I don't wanna talk to you"
  3. "What's bok choy?"
  4. "Feed the gator some of your ice cream"
  5. "What if we need an emergency microwave?"
  6. "Isn't machete an Italian food?"
  7. "I'm literally gonna die"
  8. "Don't let your grandmother get another tattoo"
  9. Kim sue Jungle- whatever his name is