1. Some people just don't know how to take a compliment
  2. Only a year until I can drive
  3. Bitches be cray
  4. Back door!!
  5. Keep your eyes up, and your phone down, while riding muni
  6. All these damn kids...
  7. You ain't pregnant, you just fat
  8. a cup of noodles won't protect you
  9. I wouldn't doubt it if Lincoln was killed by an eagle. Seems fitting.
  10. Fuck Wash
  11. wanna smoke?
  12. Tell Jennifer i don't have time to get the lillies for her shower. I brought Starbucks though
    and the winner of the whitest sentence I've ever heard with my own two ears is:
  13. Dare me to eat the Cheeto on the seat?