Guilty Pleasures

  1. Hangover Rx: Waffle House or Sonic
  2. Burnt America cheese toast
  3. Shoplifting from religious craft stores that deny women reproductive preventative healthcare.
  4. Extreme procrastination
  5. Cake by the ocean. Literally.
  6. Bogarting Chinese leftovers.
  7. Stealing swiffers from my tax prep office.